In Norse mythology, Freya is a goddess of love and fertility, and the
most beautiful and propitious of the goddesses. She is the patron
goddess of crops and birth, the symbol of sensuality and was called
upon in matters of love. She loves music, spring and flowers, and is
particularly fond of the fairies.

[No comment, other than to note that she would be particularly fond of
Woger.]

Among her attributes is the precious necklace of the Brisings, which
she obtained by sleeping with four microcephalic dwarves.

[Lloyd, Steve, Schwartz, and Woger?]

Alas, Freya is no longer important. Know why?

Freya consorted with men of long hair.

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"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair,
it is a shame unto him?" St. Paul, 1 Corinthians 11:14