Donny Lardass Davies the 32 year old VIRGIN whined:
Poor Wogie (IKYABWAI)

Poor Lardass Lloydie aka "Donnie" spending his Saturday night alone,
drunk and always stupid. The thing is, he can't even find a decent job
no that he was fired as a pizza BOY.

ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT
(Sam Cooke)

Another Saturday Night, LARDASS Lloyd has nobody
He is so ugly, and he can't get laid
How he wishes he has someone to talk to,
He's in an awful way

It's hard on a fella, when you look like he does
He looks at 'em but he can't get 'em
Women think he looks like slime
Not impressed that he slings pizzas all the time

Another Saturday Night, LARDASS Lloyd has nobody
He is so lonely, and he can't get laid
How he wishes he has someone to talk to,
He's in an awful way

Lloyd don't have much to spend of the weekly pay,
When you spend it all on toys to play,
Lloyd met a volunteer firefighter, to him she looked fine,
Too bad she had a strange resemblence to a cat named Frankenstein

Another Saturday Night, LARDASS Lloyd has nobody
He is so ugly, and he can't get laid
How he wishes he has someone to talk to,
He's in an awful way