"Steveo" wrote in message
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"The Magnum" wrote:
"John" wrote in message
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You mean one of these:
http://www.strikealert.com/ProductInfo.htm

I can normally tell when i see a flash in the distance followed a short
time later by a rumble in the distance.... bit of an early warning there
too P

Don't shave the back of your neck, those hairs double as an early warning
system...right before your asshole puckers.

Why would my asshole pucker??