"Peter" wrote in message
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"The Magnum" wrote...

There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of
laughter... like hospice.
If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent...

Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National.


Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o)


What's grey and comes in pints...
An elephant.



Peter.

About to lower the tone now....

1/ Whats white and streaks across the sky ? ..........the coming of the lord
2/ Whats white and slithers across the floor? .......... come dancing

And the sicko one...

Whats small, blue and wriggles on the swimming pool floor.......... a baby
with burst armbands ..........

Sorry peeps....