Lardass Lloyd Davies plagiarizing a lame whined:
wrote:
Hi Lardass!

It was busted, fatty!

LLOYD'S A VIRGIN

(Madonna/Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly/Les Paul)

LLoyd made it through 12th grade
Somehow he made it through
Never had a forum for his views
Until he found radio newsgroups

Lloyd is the the freak of the week
Everybody avoids that fatassed geek
But everyday's a brand new day
Yeah, it makes him feel
Shiny and new

Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time

"I'm gonna post about you, boy
My Bible's on my side"
Lloyd's been bashed around
Because his stupidity is hard to hide

He's bald, obese and round
A weeble-wobble that won't fall down
Oh, when he went to the retreat
Yeah, he stepped on his own feet
What a ****ing fool

Lloyd's a virgin GAY!
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time

Oooh, oooh, oooh

He's bald, obese and round
He'll just follow you around
Because you make him feel
Yeah, you make him feel
He's got something to do

Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time

Lloyd's a virgin, ooh, ooh
He'd rather slurp nutsack goo
Lloyd's a virgin
What's a loser like him to do

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Lllllloyd
Can't you hire a whore
For the very first time?