m II wrote:

John Barnard wrote:

Nah, we've already proven that Mississippi is the dumbass state (it's also the lardass
state)! Try to keep your geographical areas straight. Get the voices to help you, if
you must.

it's a gas just typing that out M.I.S.S.I.S.S.I.P.P.I..It needs a few
more 'S's though..like:

Missississippi

That would add that extra sibilance so craved by the Southern Baptist
Snake Worshippers Association.

mike

Historians believe that the state was named after a hooker - Missus Ippi. Rumour has it that
she liked to get it on with Little Rhody.

Those snake worshippers know how to make asps of themselves (sorry, I couldn't resist!).

JB