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November 17th 05, 01:55 AM posted to rec.radio.amateur.policy

From: on Tues 15 Nov 2005 15:32

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From: on Nov 14, 4:22 am
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From: on Sat 12 Nov 2005 14:17

QRZ last updated 01/29/2004, signed as "MAJOR Robeson."

Photo of a guy with Captain's bars.

Wonder why Steve isn't updating his official photograph?

He didn't on his "official" AOL home page. Gave excuses
there..."didn't get 'promoted' until July...this is
November...verrrry slow "developing" of that photo.

Must be suer-high resolution photo paper. Takes longer.

I'd likely believe that the "Sergeant Grit" USMC store
ran out of cloth major insignia for his poopy suit.

I'll have to revise that...more likely Sergeant Grit REFUSED
his order. Probably from signing "semper paratus" too much.

"I was on the ground in Slidell, LA, for 45 minutes on Saturday. I
don't believe that even if I possessed the skills of a poet laureat
that I could put into words the devastation. I never served with the
Marines in Viet Nam, but have always heard about the "1000 yeard
stare"...Well, now I've seen it...In the eyes of hundreds of those
brutalized by this horrific event."

I'd like to see that "1000 yeard stare" in his next photo. Or maybe "a
thousand yards of stairstepper" would improve the photo.

...and a dentist to fix his teeth...

"If Chesty didn't like it, we wouldn't carry it" is
their shop slogan. :-)

[Frank knows who "Chesty" is, Dudly doesn't...:-)]

Steve only knows "Chesty Thumper." They're buds.

Heh...Dudly seems to BE Chesty Thumper!

Note the "headline" on his "official" AOL home page:

"A Man of Many Talents."

He was "homeland security before there was homeland
security!"

BAAAAWHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

He has a talent for shooting his mouth off.

AHA!! That explains MANY things! He can't smile in any
photo because the teeth are gone! THAT may be the "injury"
that caused his "medical discharge" due to an "accident!"

Welp, he did say it happens.

Post-traumatic stress disorder after all those "seven hostile
actions" must have distracted him from shooting his mouth off
straight...

His little Cessna 150 (or was it Aeronca C3?) got
hard points for WEAPONRY? Whoooeee...look out all
general av flyers wherever you are...Ace Security
"MAJOR" gonna get on your tails!

I can just imagine the MAJOR getting behind someone and opening fire.
"He invaded my airspace, he invaded my airspace!" Then he shoots his
prop off.

His own...

Then maybe he could see a thousand yards without that obstruction to
vision.

That's "yeards" in Dudly talk...

On the con-man scale of 1 to 10, Dudly the Imposter (aka
"United States Air Force Auxilliary" MAJOR) might nudge
the meter to a 2...with enough QRM to raise baseline...

And he tries so hard. Kind of sad, isn't it? Should we clue him in
that it's "Major?" No need to go ALLCAPS for emphasis.

I used all caps. Dudly is very RANK. :-)

He used ALL CAPS on QRZ. He must be in agreement.

Really? I didn't look close. Hard to do that when laughing
so hard... :-)

Drunk, laying face up on a cot... "whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp..."

The ceiling fan turns into a helo rotor...

"I asked for a mission, and for my SINS they gave me one..."

He looks at the fan with that famous "one yard blear."

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wonder where he could get the cash as a "commissioned
officer" to afford dress blues? Maybe on "Amelia's"
credit card?

Don't know "Amelia." Maybe he got it on the "Katrina" credit card, or
maybe they will just up and issue one to him.

"Amelia" supposed to be Mrs. Dudly according to MAJOR Dudly.

Dudly have "thousand yeards of credit?"

Do we have a photo of him in his Tennessee Militia uniform?

No, but I saw one a few years ago. The "brigade" changed
their website all around. Cannot find any mention at all
of any "communications officer" or the name "Robeson."

Gone. And forgotten.

Maybe Dud got a medical discharge from TN State Guard? And
it turned into an "honorable?"

How about a white dress and white shoes?

Not until WE have "confirmation," Brian... :-)

Temper fry.

Does the reformed church have "confirmation?"

Reform Judaism has "mitzvah" for both genders. If Dudly wore
a white dress would he also have to have a white yarmulke?
Just wonderin'...cross-dressing and all that...

Oy veh!