After replacing Conrad Poos with a small shell script on Friday 02 Dec 2005
22:35, the following appeared on stdout:

However, at least I can criticise you without fear of having my door
smashed down by the police and being arrested for intimidating you. You
can also be sure that, should you criticise me, which you are equally
entitled to do, I will take it on the chin like a decent chap and not
get all stroppy about it at the local lodge.

Spoken like a gent, Poos. You're probably Jim's hero tonight.
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Seasonal radio wishes #13
To be able to say "Christmas radio wishes" again without some half-wit
taking offence at the simple terminology that has served this country well
for centuries.