"the ding-a-ling of 3.9-- mHz" wrote in message
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"Berry Cuda" NotRoger@anon wrote in message
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Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run
it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from
your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and
did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd

I want a 4x D-Cell vibrator with the matching green
neon jelly 21" dilldo attachment so I can widen out
my bunghole for --------- and his friends on New Year
when we "pork-in" the New Year.

".....yeah, ya like that don't'cha bitch?!"
- Saddam in SouthPark
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(Woger will plagiarize this one for sure...)