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NOGL wrote:
On 1 Jan 2006 02:09:32 -0800, Who's Roger's BITCH?
wrote:
Davies dreams of homosexual encounters

How can I meet Woger in real life?

Hey, BITCH, only me and Ray Chason, Jr. KB3HWB get to dream of *******
Roger's dick. Got it? K?

Roger doesn't want to meet you, he wants to "meat" you. To get on Roger's
good side, which is his backside, you must first take him out to dinner to
ply him with food and romance.
Don't take Roger to a smorgasbord, however. Most smorgasbord tables and
salad bars are far too elevated for him to reach without his platform shoes,
and even with his Tom McCann "lifts" he has to grab the edge of the table
with both hands to hoist himself up high enough so his thick bifocals will
focus on the olives.
Roger can see what is being offered by standing on a chair, but he still has
to stand on his little tipsy-toes to reach the edge of the salad bar and
that embarrasses him in front of the customers who are of normal height.
The last time he was at a smorgasbord the waitress asked Roger's date, "Can
I get your little boy a high chair?"

And after dinner? Don't take little Roger to a singles bar for drinks. Many
singles bars do not offer kiddie chairs so that leaves Roger standing
amongst the towering crowd. Roger kind of likes this aspect because it puts
him in direct eye contact with the single guys' zippers. He is easy to lose
in such a crowd but can be easily found by looking around for the single
guys who recoil in shock when Roger leaves his business card and phone
number on their zipper pulls.

And for Chrissakes don't let Roger drive, either! Not unless he has his
kiddie seat in place, otherwise he can't see over the steering wheel.

And last, but far from the least, do NOT let Roger talk you into stopping
off at the Shipwreck Lounge for "one last drink". See those "girls" in the
Shipwreck? Well, they ain't "girls" even though they dress like it. And see
those guys in their black leather pants? They ain't guys, either.
If Roger takes you to the Shipwreck, run, don't walk, to the nearest exit,
call a cab, and go home!
Don't worry, Roger won't chase after you. He will be too occupied with the
Lavender Lads to even notice your absence.
Roger will forget all about you after he puts some money in the juke box and
plays his disco mantra, "Its Raining Men".