I took my guy to the movies last night, and we saw Brokeback Mountain.
You know what? IT ISN'T ABOUT COWBOYS AT ALL! I WAS RIPPED OFF!

It is about sheepherders so there was no reason for those dudes to get
into a sleeping bag together when they had all those sheep outside.
Real sheepherders would have done like Todd and me do when we're in
sheep country.