I don't know if it's still legal or not, but I used to buy waterproof cannon
fuse. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
I shot (or so I thought) a turkey, put it in my truck and about 5 minutes
later it started flapping its wings. I had only stunned it. I was pretty
stunned myself trying to stop the truck while the bird was going spastic.

Let's have some fun:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...86068870249151