"Curtains Boy Rules" HidingOut@glendale wrote in message
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"If I Were A Stalker"



If I were a stalker

and you were a Lloydie,

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?



If a dip**** were my trade

would you still find me,

carrin' the lies I made,

followin' behind me.



Save my love through loneliness,

Save my love for sorrow,

I'm offering my Glendale home,

Come give your tomorrow.



If I worked my hands in pizza,

Would you still love me?

Answer me Lloyd, "Yes I would,

I'll put you above me."



If I were a Woger

at a fifth wheel grinding,

would you miss your color box,

and my back door whining?



If I were a Wiseman

and you were a Lloydie,

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?

Would you marry anyway?

Would you have my baby?


Bwahahhahahahaha. That's funny. Did you know that Roger and his mommy had
the same exact phone number for many years.