These M3s make my blood boil
They make me see bright red
"So have a troll on Usenet"
Say the voices in my head

The R.S.C.B. traitors
I wish they were all dead
"Cancel your subscription then"
Say the voices in my head

PC Fuller's stalking me
With a cosh he's stuffed with lead
"Call the I.P.C.C., report the c***"
Say the voices in my head

"Come on dear", says Elizabeth,
"I'm warming up the bed"
But I'm much too busy trolling
For those voices in my head

"Mathematics teachers
With arsenic should be fed
That'll end their ego trips"
Say the voices in my head

E to the power of minus j
W, t and z?
Who gives a ****, just **** and moan!
Like the voices in my head

The scouts are dangerous criminals
By war-mongers they are led
"Expose their foul skulduggery!"
Say the voices in my head

That evil Windsor family
I'll pump 'em full of lead
I'll end their evil dynasty
For the voices in my head

I'm working on an atom bomb
I'm fettling it in my shed
Then I'll wait to hear the "DETONATE"
From the voices in my head

So in the final reckoning
When all is done and said
I'm really quite a nice guy
It's just these voices in my head

The voices in my head, oh yeah!
The voices in my head
A bullet will end the cackling of
The voices in my head