Is it true that Roger chugs sperm by the gallon?

Yes, Billy, your mommy told me as I ****ed her.
(typical Roger response)

The only anal sex Roger has ever wanted was when Lloyd back-doored Roger in
the fire escape stairwell during a Lavender Lad's concert in Wheeling.

Roger squealed in delight as Lloyd pushed Roger's sphincter to the breaking
point.
Roger later wiped the sweat from his brow and said, "Damn! Lloyd, was that
as good for you as it was for me?"

Woger has since been stalking Lloyd for a repeat performance and cannot wait
for the next back stage Sphincter Invasion.
"After all", Roger says, "What are sphincters for if you cannot share?"

And now, as Paul Harvey says, you know the rest of the story.


--
Now you plagiarize? Too bad you can't even spell non sequitorcorrectly,
though.

Er, Woger: It's spelled "non sequitur." Now what was that you were saying?


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"It's "complaintant," you sniveling weasel." (Roger Wiseman on spelling
complainant.)