Big Red Ham wrote:

now thats funny ****!

Hey Lardass, why are you folliowing up to yourself, you pathetic loser?

LLOYD'S A VIRGIN

(Madonna/Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly/Les Paul)


LLoyd made it through 12th grade
Somehow he made it through
Never had a forum for his views
Until he found radio newsgroups


Lloyd is the the freak of the week
Everybody avoids that fatassed geek
But everyday's a brand new day
Yeah, it makes him feel
Shiny and new


Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


"I'm gonna post about you, boy
My Bible's on my side"
Lloyd's been bashed around
Because his stupidity is hard to hide


He's bald, obese and round
A weeble-wobble that won't fall down
Oh, when he went to the retreat
Yeah, he stepped on his own feet
What a ****ing fool


Lloyd's a virgin GAY!
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


Oooh, oooh, oooh


He's bald, obese and round
He'll just follow you around
Because you make him feel
Yeah, you make him feel
He's got something to do


Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


Lloyd's a virgin, ooh, ooh
He'd rather slurp nutsack goo
Lloyd's a virgin
What's a loser like him to do


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Lllllloyd
Can't you hire a whore
For the very first time?