The King of Knob Jobs in Alabama never learns

And there came upon the land a long period of peace, for the the king
of Knob Jobs in Alabama and the imaginary daleks and silurians had
taken flight from their enemies for they knew that the King of Knob
Jobs in Alabama was the dumbest asshole in all of the known world. They
had taken the worst ass whipping in the history of mankind and waddled
off with his belly hanging between his short stubby legs.

And, the time of fighting and cross words posted on internet forums was
almost forgotten. Because, the daleks were returned to Lloyd's empty
skull, where they had little to do but drill and polish his little
knob. Then the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama grew bored and restless,
for he was a species who thrived on attention and making trouble. But
his enemies were kept under control by common sense and they tired of
whipping a mentally defecient retard too many times.

And the two toothed hillbillies of Alabama thrived, for there was work
for all, and food was plentiful and the beer and ale flowed freely when
the men returned home in the evening after a day of work. and some of
the men would build fires in the bbq's and they would prepare meat and
set the meat to the grills, and when the meat was done they would take
the meat and prepare a banquet. and sometimes the men would argue over
the merits of the sauces offered for the meats, and some would say that
a vinegar based sauce was the best and some would say that an oil based
sauce was the best and some would anger both sides by favoring a
mustard based rub on the meat. and the men would occasionally come to
blows, and when this happened the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama would
suckk all of them off. The fat assed heiffers would run outside and
break up the fights and reason with the men. The heiffers sometimes
dreamed that they were the property of the king of Knob Jobs in
Alabama. And they would laugh their fat asses off at his attempts to
get a hard on and his distended belly which covered his 2" pee pee up.

And so it came to pass that early in the nascar season there was a
particular race. and in this race Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had an
incident and jeff gordon where they were caught sucking each other off
in the garage area. Gordon lost his usual composure and walked over to
Matt and attempted to pull his pants down to cornhole him like he had
with the other gay Nascar drivers. Kenseth and pushed him and wanted to
beat his ass down but was stopped before they could really get to
scrapping. As the rest of the Nascar drivers were gay and sided with
the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama. And within a short time the
scandalous posts about the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama began to again
appear on the internet, and post lies about anyone and everyone.

And then Lloyd ordered the imaginary silurians and the daleks to
exterminate his filthy hud hovel to cleanse it of the rats and roaches
so he could once again drink bud light beer and flood the internet with
filth and lies about various people.