The only things I tote when I go shopping is my keys and my wallet and
my checkbook and my clothes and shoes on my fat old ugly body and my
eyeglasses,I dont even tote my wris****ch anymore.Yerra,I can float a
couple of hundred dollars (when I save it up,that is) for a Wellbrook
antenna.Way I see it is,if you are going to spend a bunch of money,might
as well buy the best.

Them wimmins next door are out of town somewhere since Friday morning
and they probally wont be back untill tomorrow night,as usual.The Bell
South woman has gone fishing over near Monroe,Lousiana.(I told her to
get a can of sweet corn and poke some holes in the can and hang the can
in the water) Her skinny twin sister,yesterday morning,she had on a long
sleeved white shirt and black slacks,I dont know where she has gone.The
other woman,I guess she is spending the weekend with her boyfrind,or she
might be in Minnesota again,trying to get custody of her three kids.

The Bell South woman who is buying that house next door to me,she showed
me where she keeps a spare key to her house hid out.My little doggy took
me out in my front yard a short while ago and I heard their little Jack
Russell puppy doggy in their house yipping about whatever.So I put my
doggy back in the house and I go to their house and check on their doggy
and their cat and their big rabbit in that cage behind their house.At
least they let me read their Clarion Ledger newspapers for free.When
they are gone for a few days,I pick up their newspapers and hold them
untill they get back over there.
cuhulin