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Billy "I'm a VIRGIN" Smith wrote:

LauraM wrote:

Fred wrote:

I really think it is extremely sick that such young women, with their
whole lives ahead of them, would marry such a couple of ugly, sick,
****ed-up old men. Art has alienated all of his friends and a majority
of his fan base by taking this inadvisable action. And why would he
want to move to the Philippines? Doesn't the dumb **** know that, with
all his fame and money, he'll be a sitting duck for muslim terrorists?
How much has he budgeted for a security detail? Or does he intend to
stay in his apartment all the time, like he did in his house in
Pahrump? Is he still going to sleep all day and let his bride do all
the work, then get up in the evening and stay up all night jacking off,
like he did when he was married to his "true love" Ramona, whom he
forgot about 2 weeks after she died? Talk about screwing up your life!
You can't believe how many of his friends feel completely betrayed
that he would do something like this, after all the bull**** he gave
them. It's really making a lot of his friends suspect that perhaps he
had something to do with Ramona's death, and that he's skipping the
country before the homicide investigators begin asking embarassing
questions. Or perhaps that he has trouble with the U.S. government
(false tax returns, perhaps?) and wants to escape to a more friendly
country where he can buy government influence and avoid extradition.
But the real question is, how screwed up is the American public, that
they would actually IDOLIZE a ****up like Art?

It sounds like a man who hasn't been laid in years, doesn't it? A big
dork.

You mean, just like Woger Wussman.

No, she means like you, 32 year old VIRGIN! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've
never gotten laid, nor can you even get a first date!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Scheissman, are you still sleeping with your deceased mother after you
get your nightly milk and cookies.