"Bruce Simmons" jumped out from
behind the mulberry bush in a yellow raincoat (only) and foaming
at the mouth jibber-jabbeed in in message
...

Amateur radio operators need to check their emergency equipment's
operation ASAP.

True. I hear the Indonesians are going to raise the cost
for AA-size batteries which are currently available at the
Dollar General store from 8 to a pack to 4. You know
those hams, cheap *******s will get their red lace panties
all in a snit over this....they use em in their HT's cause their
too tight to buy spare Ni-Cd or NiMh packs.

The final days, long foretold in the bible, will
begin this month on date 6/6/6. That's only a few days away.

....actually it's One Month plus six days away, but nobody
said you can read a calendar, let alone the bible, so that's
why you should listen to the kook preachers on WWCR
and WHRI. (Brother Stairmeister was going on about
06/06/06 a few nights ago, as expected. He likes to whip up
his audience every now and then while he goes hiding in
the out-buildings or trailers on-the-farm to bugger ?)

If the prognosticators are correct, Israel - which has nuclear weapons
- will launch a preemptive strike against Iran and the world will
eventually be plunged into Armageddon. On 6/6/6, the antichrist will
reveal himself, and the spiral into a world wide conflagration will
begin.

.....at 06:06:06 PM on 06/06/06 I intend to walk out into
the back yard buck naked with my lovely 20yo asian mail-order
bride wife and we will then commence to fcuk each other silly in
the garden amongst the eggplants, tomatoes, peppers and
marijuhana plants to ensure their fertility and vitality for the
comming months.

It is then that amateur radio operators can demonstrate to everyone the
true value of the amateur service. Armageddon: Be there or be square.

....Oh pleeeze cut me a break. Hams today can't even solder their own
8-pin microphone connectors when they break from wear, let alone
re-crimp the newer CAT-5 style modular ones. That and Field Day is
now a shell of it's former self with most hams operation from home on
AC because they are too overweight to hoist up an antenna tower in
the field for fear of giving themselves a massive CVA in the process.
(of course some will show up at FD just to visit and plunk their fat asses
down
at the Hospitality Tent to get a few free burgers and sodas before going
back home an hour later to sit in front of the FT-1000 and fart loudly
in their padded easy chairs and kibbutz on 20 or 75)

We had one guy show up last year who actually waited for the tent
to clear out so he could grab about half-a-dozen cans of Pepsi to
take home, never mind he could have bought the same stuff at
WalMart Sam's Cola for 20 cents a can. Cheap ******* Douchebag hams.
They be worse than the tight-wad old farts with their magnifiers
that show up at the HO Model RR meets who think a rivit on a brass HO
model locomotive engine that's off by 3 mils affects the value of the same.

Happy 06:06:06 PM on 06/06/06
from Bernie the Bagel Baker and
Six-toed Antichist from Toledo.



ps: All you klowns on the 66/06 machine need to chill out.



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