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Old May 18th 06, 08:41 AM posted to rec.radio.amateur.misc,rec.radio.amateur.policy,rec.radio.cb,alt.fan.howard-stern
 
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Roger Wiseman wrote:
love to pop my pimples
It's what I like to do
I love to pop my pimples
As I drink my Mountain Dew

People always tease me
About my zit filled face
They say I make them queasy
It makes me feel out of place

I love to squeeze my pimples
and when the pus is about to explode
I aim it at mean people
and laugh and yell,"Here, have a pus load"

I love to pop my pimples
It's what I like to do
It really helps pass the time
at my job in fast food

If a customer is mean to me
I know exactly how to get him back
I pop one of my many pimples
some special sauce for his Big Mac

So if you are ever mean
Remember the words that I have said
Because this zit faced loser
will pop some pus toward your head