On Wed, 31 May 2006 11:30:47 -0500, Tom wrote:
Do any of you out there know where I can get one of these things mentioned
on this site?

http://www.alldumb.com/item/27369/

That domain is well named.

But, your 'needs' are off topic in this antenna ng.
I think you want to ask in rec.radio.cb.cretins.
It's the sort of thing they would use for their 'roger-beep'.