On 5 Jun 2006 06:03:20 -0700, Secwet Woger wrote:
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I'm glad to see that you've finally started to send your followups to
alt.cocksucker.roger-wiseman, Woger. As the NIM Buster's oral person
of the year for 2006, you should flaunt your talents and awards and at
the same time let people know that you have your own Usenet groups!

Don't let Dave Heil put you down with his condescending posts;
instead, point out that Dave has *NEVER* accomplished the winning of a
popular vote as you have done. The NIM Busters regulars elected you
"Cocksucker of the Year" for 2006, and you should FLAUNT IT! After
all, it proves to people that, Man of Accomplishment that you are, you
aren't resting on laurels such as the Golden Peewee Award that the
alt.flame regulars awarded you those many long years ago.

Dave doesn't have any news groups named after him, while you have
many. Your admirers have created groups named

* alt.asshole.roger-wiseman
* alt.cocksucker.roger-wiseman
* alt.fag-lamer.roger-wiseman.chucklehead
* alt.fan.fatassed.woger.wiseman-dicksucker
* alt.idiot.roger-wiseman
* alt.pedophile.roger-wiseman
* alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen.ab8mq
* alt.fan.AB8MQ

while Dave can point out no similar groups of his own. And Dave
doesn't have the Golden Peewee Award or the other awards you've
received such as Most Boring Writer, Worst Flamer, ****head of the
Year, Most Tenuous Spankclaim, and Best Punching Bag.

I can't understand why you don't point those accomplishments out to
Dave when he tries to make you look completely useless.

So go ahead and make Dave feel inferior. Mention your awards and
accomplishments, and make him eat humble pie. He deserves it.

We're wooting for you, Woger!