I bought a large capacitance hat for my vertical, but the antennastill gets wet when it rains.
John S. wrote:
Brian Denley wrote:
David G. Nagel wrote:
John S. wrote:
Or looking for a left-handed crescent wrench and fetching a bucket of
prop wash.
The problem with this joke is that the wrench exhists. Handedness in a
wrench is determined by which thumb closes the jaws. Right thumb right
hand wrench, left thumb left handed wrench.
I have a left handed crescent type wrench. Where was it made?
POLAND of course.
Wrench available for inspection.
Dave WD9BDZ
At 23, I took a job as a young engineer at a place that had previously been
a gyroscope manufacturer. As the new guy, they asked my to deliver a
briefcase to the boss' office and (you guessed it) there was a spinning gryo
in the briefcase. I got a big surprise when I tried to turn a corner in the
corrider and the briefcase kept going straight ahead! A great 'new guy'
trick.
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Or send the new guy in engineering to supply for a pressurized
container of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Careful that stuff is extremely deadly if inhaled.
Or send the new finance guy to get the difference finder.
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