In article pZ.com.invalid,
Sylvan Butler d wrote:

Lawyers sure are horrible... until you need one.

The only time you "need one" is when you are forced to deal with
another one (or leavings from same).

What's the old story? Oh, yeah. Lawyer moves from the East Coast
back to a small frontier town, back sometime in the 1800's. Six
months later, he's nearly destitute... nobody in town needs a lawyer.

So, he writes to an old school friend of his, and encourages his
friend to move to the same town and open a competing legal practice.

Ten years later, they are both sufficiently wealthy to retire in
comfort.

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