Arf! Arf! wrote:
Jealoius?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Illiterate are you, Toad? 4AM and here you are drunk and alone in your
parents' basement!

"Arf! Arf!" the spelling bee
champ whined
about his womanless status in :
"Sisnce it is Satruday night, it is tiome to ghet a piuzza and
make some anoinymous poists about Stagger Lee."


Arf!Arf! blissfully unaware of a British variation glady
proclaims his ignorance in :
""Fantasises" That is "fantasizes", Wussman."


Perennial "Loser" Arf!Arf! spell lames but falls on his fatass
in :
"What a losser."


The empty "cavity" that is Arf!Arf!'s skull ****s up again
in :
"either of Roger's moist cavaties."