"Paul Willie Schleck" wrote in message
...
Warning. I, Paul W Schreck, blowgut of blowguts, and self-appointed
moderator, will be monitoring these newsgroups for inappropriate
statements,

SNIP

You have been warned. Conduct yourself accordingly or risk losing your
ISP.

Well, I'm safe. I don't have an ISP. (Several of my emptyheaded neighbors
have them, so why do I need one?)