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Old August 6th 06, 12:00 PM posted to alt.morons,alt.politics.bush,rec.radio.amateur.misc,rec.radio.amateur.policy,rec.radio.cb
Terry Tyler Terry Tyler is offline
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Default In Defense of Mark

It is a shame that one or two individuals spend so much time making fun of
Mark Morgan. I am a friend of Mark's and grew up not far from him. I've
known Mark most of my adult life and feel that I should come to his defense.

Mark was always a nice kid and never made much trouble in the neighborhood.
When we were in seventh grade Mark had a crush on a gal who had a Daddy who
was a rapper. Mark would leave her Stickum love notes and tell her he
"luved" her. The first love of his life got pregnant a few months after.
Mark was devastated. She was only fifteen, but had been in seventh grade for
three years.

Mark moved on and soon found other gals to pursue. He had little luck,
however, but did find a little 300 pound sweetie that suited his fancy.

Unfortunately for Mark this budding romance fell by the wayside because the
gal was his cousin. His parents put a halt to that because they know what
can happen when cousins date; They are cousins, too.

Mark never did have a blow-up doll for a bed partner. Those who say he did
are liars. He didn't need one. He had made himself a rabbit fur mitten that
he called Alice, and he'd get Alice out and take advantage of her after his
parents went to sleep.

To this day Mark keeps Alice under his pillow. She is his one and only true
friend in the dark night hours.

Please stop picking on Mark. He means well but he is not "all there", if you
know what I mean.



You can reach me at:



Susan Morgan

Mission Hills

Columbus, Ohio