View Single Post
  #11   Report Post  
Old August 21st 06, 09:25 PM posted to alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.arts.poems,rec.radio.cb,rec.music.classical.recordings
The Demon Prince of Absurdity The Demon Prince of Absurdity is offline
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by RadioBanter: Aug 2006
Posts: 135
Default To my darling mikey

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:25:38 +0000, Placenta Jinn did the cha-cha, and
screamed:

Hail Eris! On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:25:38 +0000, Jinn-Soaked Bishop
jabbered inanely and insanely:
"The Demon of Mockery" wrote...
Hail Eris! Tommy Boy replied to himself with another unprovoked
meltdown:
"Slick Jinn" wrote...
Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
Hail Eris! On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:28:33 -0700, Mousy jabbered
inanely:
Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
Hail Eris! On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:29:12 -0700, Your AJ wrote:
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Barbara's Cat wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot said:
Hail Eris! On Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:47:08 -0400, Barbara's
Cat wrote:
Mousy Tom "Champion of Perpetual Whining" Bishop squeaked:

As long as I don't have to read the crybaby...

No one said you have to read Duckery's posts.

Tommy Boy is a glutton for punishment. Why else would he
keep that pic on his kooksite for so long?

Ummm... as evidence of mikey's theft and harassment.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Keep it up on your site,

No... It is a blogspot. Are you terminally stupid?

Fine. Leave it up on your blaaaaargh. Really, it's ****ing
hilarious.

So. mikey will pay. *(and you won't care...

Yes... mikey will pay far beyond the legal system would allow. And
everyone will shake their heads... O that crazy Jinn.


No, Michael will never pay, you'll just go on forever talking about it
and melting down like this.


Easy enough to check.

Frankly, I hope mikey figures it's a joke.


He does, because you are, Mousy.

Pun intended. In fact, post the link again, I'm sure lots more
people would be highly entertained by Michael Cook's parody of
Mousy Bishop and

There was no ligitamate pardoy. Sexually oriented cyberstalking. My
image was never available.Let him show a model consent.

mikey had/has no rights to our pictures. Period. Parody protection on
even prominent citizens is limited to humor. Not sexual harassment.
Not picture thieving.


Yeah, right. It was parody,


No it wasn't. See above.
You don't seem to know much about anything.


Your insane ranting and whining is meaningless to me, and to the rest of
usenet, Tommy Boy.

and you will never see one red cent from him, nor jail time for him,


So what?


No money from him, no jail time for him, and you'll never do more than
make death thweats which you'll never carry out.

but you will continue to entertain usenet with insane rants detailing
how he will pay, until you eventually croak.


No...It goes a little differently.
Wait for the movie.


Right. The John Waters movie about a plagiarist drunk living in a trailer,
making insane rants against his tormentors? Love to see it.

I impinge on pictures and music, and so far not as much as one person
has objected.


Why bother? You're just a lame k00k.


Then why is FAT karla having fits? Why does rikkkey rik? ...except
their's is self-flattery. Not serious.


See? Lame. What does Karla have to do with it? Nothing, you're just
k00king-out.

I objected to mikey the first day, when he could have avoided the
whole thing. He told me to **** off... Just wait.


What, until he dies, wealthy and surrounded by a large family, in


When does he move out of the ghetto???


You may think he lives in a ghetto, but I couldn't possibly comment.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Maniacal laughter noted.

another forty years or so? You won't live that long, Mousy. You're too
old, and your body's much-abused by all that cheap booze. Face it, you
have maybe a decade, perhaps fifteen years, and then you'll die alone,
to be buried in a potter's field if you're lucky, cremated and the
ashes dumped in the trash if you're not. I'd bet on "not".


I wouldn't bet I make another birthday, and the manner of my ultimate
disposal is of little concern. But why would you care? You sound like
the kook.


Fine, you won't even live another year, most likely. You'll die alone, an
impotent, broken-down, washed-up, never-was of an abject failure, with no
one to give a damn, except people on usenet who'll shake their heads at
how k00ky you were. Meanwhile, Michael will live three or four more
decades. Perhaps five. When he dies, he'll most likely barely remember
you. When you die, you'll be ranting about him.

I'll ignore you more.


Sure you will. Like so many others, I own you.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris! TM#5
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition