"ve3..." wrote:

dxAce wrote:
'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday.

Starting next Monday you will be able to tune in commercial free RFA on AM
1610 from 2am to 4am, Monday through Friday. Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power

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Thousands of French radio listeners to CJWI 1610 Montreal, outraged
over one Ben Derdundat's plan to operate a radio station that would
interfere with their local station, are threatening to take back the
Louisiana purchase lands. Ben Therdunthat, spokesman for the mob,
stated, "Look at the mess that the crazee Americains have made of New
Orleans! Alors! But this is the last straw: interfering with a French
station! and with nocturnal emissions!" The plan is to invade the USA
through the Mohawk reservation near Montreal, "cause the cops won't go
near the place" with cartons of poutine. These will be distributed free
through hamburger joints, and the sound of arteries snapping shut and
fat-assed Americans falling to the ground will clear the area in about
two weeks. You have been warned! War bulletins on CJBC 860 am.

Réal Effenloser, government spokesperson in Montreal, announced this morning on CJBC that all French forces have dropped their weapons
(but kept the poutine) and returned home after realizing that the Mohawk bands posed too much of a threat and that an invasion of the
USA would not be a success.

Environment CanaDuh expressed concern over the number of white flags that were left littering the region.