My son recently took a flight where he had to give up his toothpaste, it
might have made sense except he and the entire passenger list were each
carring M-16's with 3 clips of ammo as they returned from Iraq.

"Richard Clark" wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:56:26 GMT, Owen Duffy wrote:

That information has been considered a secret that is vital to the
interests of the United States of the Republican Party and is on the
list of items not allowed on board airplanes, nor to be transported by
skateboard across the border of any state contiguously bordering
Texas, except Venezuela. Those Data Sheets have been removed from the
public archive by the CIA so as to eliminate any possibility of this
newly classified material falling into the hands of terrorists.

Don't ask us about toothpaste or the FBI's network monitoring will
kick into mauve alert level.

73's
Richard Clark, KB7QHC