jawod wrote:

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Everyone, from Ronald Reaqan to George Bush, knows that trees cause
pollution. We need to listen to our leaders. They know more than we do.

GW is a convenient lie. (Bush, that is)

Trees cause polution /??????? You're kidding, I hope!!

Trees are the solution to CO2 and global warming. Their process is: CO2 in, and
O2 out.

Now, fish life cause Methane; along with refried beans!

Now to replace the depleted Ozone layer we need more thunderstorms. Lightning
produces an 3O2 to 2O3 reaction. We should all have a Van DeGraff generator in
our back yards to contribute to the replenishment of the O3 layer.

Hydroplants that produce electricity add Nitrogen to the downstream H2O and
that's bad. So, we better shut down the Hydro plants. Fission facilities are
used to produce electricity but they produce long half life waste material. So,
we better shut down the fission facilities. The carbon [oil/coal/coke]
facilities produce SO2 and CO2 products. So, we better shut down the carbon
power plants. Without that power we can't turn on our computers. So, we can all
go back to talking on the real radio ... sorry, no electricty ... no radios. We
add a generator to ur bicycles and get in shape while we make electricity. Wait!
Wait! Wait! can't do that! Exercize increases CO2 gases when we exhale. Looks
like we have to stop exhaling!

If we can't exhale we better not inhale! And if we can't inhale who gives a damn
about trees and pollution!!