"Friendly Neighborhood Pollster" wrote in message
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By the authority vested in me by the Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in
AFA-B, I present the official ballot for the Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-
bell awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified at the
Pollster's discretion if:

* you are a previous recipient of an alt.fan.art-bell award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AFA-B without crossposting to
AFA-B
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
* you are a notorious ****wit

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted and encouraged.
You have until 23:59:59 EDT on September 3rd to cast your votes.

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ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL (Vote for one.)

Dennis B.
Ed Conrad
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain


CHERNOBYL PRIZE (Vote for one.)

Brad Guth
Raymond Karczewski
Warhol
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain

CLEOPATRA AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Alexa Cameron
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain

DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Raymond Karczewski
The Three Stooges of soc.men (connor_a, MCP, and Ken Pangborn)
Neither of the above
Abstain

The Three Stooges of soc.men (connor_a, MCP, and Ken Pangborn)

ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Ben Cramer
Dr. David Tholen
Joseph Bartlo
None of the above
Abstain

Dr. David Tholen

GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION (Vote for one.)

Onideus Mad Hatter
Raymond Karczewski
Dr. David Tholen
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain

SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY (Vote for one.)

Joseph Bartlo
Tom "Amadeus Jinn" Bishop
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain

STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY" (Vote for one.)

Double-A
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain

Double-A

TINFOIL STAR AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Honest John
Richard Scoville
None of the above
Abstain

Honest John

THICK AS A BRICK AWARD (Vote for one.)

Dr. David Tholen
Mark "an old freind" Morgan
Neither of the above
Abstain

Mark "an old freind" Morgan

OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Colonel Jake
Raymond Karczewski (incumbent)
None of the above
Abstain

Abstain

OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH (Vote for one.)

PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN (incumbent)
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
Abstain

Abstain

OFFICES OF KARCZEWSKI, WOLLMANN, & STAPLETON, ATTOURNEYS AT FLAW
(Vote for one.)

Double-A
Richard Scoville (incumbent)
Neither of the above
Abstain

Richard Scoville


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