UPI; ATHENS, ALABAMA:

Last night, as most of us slept, local police conducted a massive sting
operation targeted at the city's prostitutes. Several officers from the
Athens Police Department watched and waited as prostitutes walked up
and down the streets of downtown, leaning in car after car, only to be
arrested after driving away in the car and a transaction had clearly
been made. The head of the Athens Task Force reported at least 12
arrests of prostitutes and several dozen potential customers. Nobody
was hurt in the operation.

However, back at the station, Police were surprised to find in one case
that they had arrested a transvestite prostitute. Police identified
Lloyd Austin Davies as a known transvestite in the Athens area, but
failed to identify the sicko during the arrest. It wasn't until hours
later when Davies stood up in the holding tank and urinated through the
bars when police were able to identify the Davies as a transvestite.

After posting bail, Davies, a respected member of the gay community, is
now registered as a known sex offender in Athens. When asked by
reporters if Davies' customers were ever surprised, he replied, "My
customers are mostly breast men."
Davies then squeezed his man-boobs through his filthy tee shirt.