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I wont ever buy anything from Radio Mart.The only thing I ever bought
off of ebay before a few years ago was a new Elvis Presley Date Book
(Notebook) from a guy in Ohio,for that married Irish woman wayyyy over
yonder across the big pond.(because she saw them for sale on ebay) That
was safe enough and if recall,the book only cost me about four dollars
and more than that to snail mail it to her.

Which reminds me,I need to ask her if she needs some more of those
Maybelline eye liner pencils that aren't avaliable in the Wallgreen's
stores over yonder anymore.That 31 year old brunette divorced woman that
lives next door to me got back home from her court thingy in Minneapolis
this afternoon.
cuhulin

You think Radio-Mart is bad?? Remind me to tell you about the time
I bought a life-sized female blow-up doll off of e-Bay! They were being
sold by some dirty old man in Florida who was also a ham and used
to jam 14.313 during the heyday of the KV4FZ vs The Maritime Mobile
Net war (1979 - 1999) Well, I gets this idea...why not fill up these
NAKED FEMALE BLOW UP SEX TOY DOLLS with Helium gas?
Yeah! I says... So I fills them up with gas and pack em all into a big
panel delivery truck and park a block away from the Holy Roller Blaptist
Church of the Snake Handler. (real Pentacostal Jeezus toungues speakin
type folks) so....church lets out they come streamin out the doors all
filled up with Jeezus and I lets the dolls loose! They start floating
skyward.
NAKED HELIUM FILLED BLOW UP SEX TOY DOLLS FLOATING
UPWARDS TO HEAVEN SKYWARD.........!! I think that I gave 4 or 5
of em massive CVA's thinking that the missed the "Rapture of The Church"
or something. I was laughing so hard that I ****ed myself and my sides
ached
for a week afterwards.