RadioBanter - View Single Post - shamma lamma ding-dong

K4YZ · September 26th 06, 10:38 AM posted to rec.radio.amateur.policy

wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
is how i greet cock at the truck stop.

1) I was draft into the US Army.

Ugly Sengalese?

2) I is a member of the Chemcal Cops.

No doubt from running to bunkmates, throwing a blanket over their
heads and yells "GAS!

3) The military wont let me retire.

Not OURS, anyway...

4) I dosn't serve under the name 'Mark Morgan but that's okay cuz the
FBI, DOD, and CIA have all told me I cando it.

And the lies keep on coming!

5) I is on-the-lam from stalking former marines and fatal attraction
ex-shemale

An "ex-shemale"...?!?! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

6) I was recently, paying $5/hr. to access my ISP

No doubt a benefit of living off of someone else's welfare checks.

7) I has a 248 IQ, but can't figure out how to use a spell checker.

Mork can't find a decent spell checking program because he can't
spell it!

8) I is a bi-sexual Pagan male ham who like to be spanked.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

9) I can't find any action on the military base in Central IL, so I hav to
ask people on USENET.

He's lucky he didn't get shot.

with the punce gotcha he wonders why I simple don't bother to ty
impoving my spelling do u hav anyting cognet two say?

"cognet"...What Morkie throws in to make a mess of the Internet.
Why does Morkie insist that I am lying about HIS insistance that
Learning Code is EASY...?!?!?

I'm not.

Here's YOUR words AGAIN, Morkie:

Message-ID: .com

KB9RQZ Said: "oh learning code is easy"

There you have it, folks! Morkie says learning code is easy!

Quoted Word For Word!

Steve, K4YZ