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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 22:04:26 -0700, George Pickett Memorial Trophy,
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey
Sockpuppet winner , aka Adolf the Unready attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
The sad asshole 'Poop Snarky' having nothing worthwhile in his life, wrote

Really, the answer is "No." Lived away from home for quite awhile, moved
back for about ten weeks, and am now on my own again. Hey, prove me a
liar, whydon'tcha.


Hey, Snarky, tell us more about your first sexual experience. What
happened to make you refrain from sex for 16 years? Did she say something
unkind about you? Did you come on her trousers? Did she tell you your bits
were too small?


First *18* years, and beyond that is really none of your business.

When you say you did lots of reading in those years, what do you mean,
Playboy? Amputee Monthly? NAMBLA Journal?


Mainly genre fiction -- I find it more intellectually edifying than
non-fiction.

So it's been two years now, hunh? Must be lots of pressure building up in
the Snarky ballsack! How does it feel, Snark?


Should only be another year or so. I can wait.

How long is 'quite awhile'? When did you actually leave home, Snarky? 23?
25? 34?


Again, we're into "None of your damn business, Outer Filth" Land. Go
stalk easier meat, why don't you? You don't seem quite competent enough
to find out anything useful about me.

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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
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