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JHD · October 4th 06, 04:10 PM posted to rec.radio.amateur.policy,alt.usenet.kooks

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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:01:47 -0400, JHD Has Frothed:

In article . com,
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Lardass not Roger Wiseman wrote:
It was

A DAY IN THE LIFE (of Stagger Lee)
(Lennon/McCartney/??Anonymous??)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
There's posts by a retard who can't make the grade And though Stagger
Lee's posts are rather sad Well I just had to laugh
He makes stupid statements that always lack facts Stagger Lee blew his
mind out, didn't have to go far He didn't notice his thoughts were
flawed All the posters read and stared
They'd seen Stagger's idiocy before
Nobody was really sure
If he was just stupid or bored

I saw his buddy LLoyd too oh boy
He posted some crap he just stole
Crowds of lurkers just plonked away
But I just had to look
Having an idea he's just a kook
Stagger Lee would love to turn you in

Stagger woke up, got out of bed,
Got up and logged on instead
Found his way to radio newsgroups
And looking up some people to hate
Found some lies and posted that
Made excuses in seconds flat
Found the abuse email and he waits
Somebody flames him and he went into a wet dream

(Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh
ahhhhhhh'll turn you innn to your iiisssspppp ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh
ahhhhh
ahhhhhhhh'll turn you innnnnnnnn)

I read the newsgroup today oh boy
Four thousand holes in SLee's stories here And though his brain is
rather small
Any typos he has to count them all
Now he knows how many typos it takes
To fill the Albert Hall
SLee would love to... turn... you... in

orchestral finish

Please don't do this again until you get a sense of meter. Thanks.

These CB radio boyz are ****ing nuts, oui?

Da. And they seem to have problems counting to 4.

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