Lloyd wrote:

When you get a more advanced license,

Something you CAN'T do, huh, Pizza boy? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Plus Lloyd gets on HF illegally!

From: "Lloyd, N0VFP"
Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.misc
Subject: Would like a tutor to help with Code
year: 1999
In article , "Lloyd, N0VFP"
writes:

Hello,
I am going to our club's Novice/Tech class, in which they said they
will
emphizse more on CW this time around. I would like to upgrade my
liecense
soon, at lease 5wpm or 13wpm. My probelm is that I tried for 6 years
now,
but can't seem to get past a certain point in the code, say up to a
certain
letter, then get stuck and get confused.


Subject: LLOYD DAVIES ?
From: (Lloyd Davies - The Time Lord )
Date: 3/8/2004 6:43 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

I am 30 years old. I have a no-code tech ham license. I have tried for
over
10 years to learn morse code. No can do. I've tried and tried and
tried. I
passed the General class theory in 1998. That's one of the things I'm
givin
heck about. Yes, I will wait till they drop code.

And let's not forget Lardass Lloyd's arrest record:
Date: July 4, 1998 caught masturbating in the back row of the movie
theater.
Lloyd claimed he saw " a bug on my pee pee and I was trying to shake it
off".

Date: September 12, 1998 caught showing two young boys his " willie ".
the
parents moved and didn't prosecute.

Date: December 21, 1998 caught jerking off behind the local porno
magazine
store to pictures of naked men.

Date: March 8, 1999 caught putting " secret sauce ' on pizza just
before
delivering it.

July 4, 1999 ( you have something to tell us about july 4th Lloyd?)
caught
putting his penis in the cotton candy machine at local fair, then
offering
some special cotton candy to young boys.

October 14, 1999 caught cornholing a friend in back seat of car at
local park
( a pickle park? ) claimed he got stuck while playing leapfrog.

Date: January 12, 2000 Caught at local traffic light with no pants on
and
jerking off.

Date: August 16, 2000 Caught at pickle park at rest stop soliciting
oral sex.

Date: October 20, 2000 caught screwing a pumpkin outside of Athens,
claimed
he was making pumpkin pie filling for a friend.

Date: January, 2001 caught cornholing a cow, contracted the mad cow
disease,
as evidenced by his bizarre behavious lately. Acting tough etc.