Tenants do indeed suck. Take John Griffin for instance.

He's always late with the rent and when he does get it together on last day
before eviction notices go out, he pays it lots of small dirty bills that
have been God knows where.

Even though the lease stipulates NO PETS, John raises gerbils and collects
toilet paper tubes. Have you ever smelled gerbil ****?

Then there are the overnight guests who never leave. John's trailer
comfortably accomodates four. But between his mom's tricks and his loser
friends, there's always at least ten folks there clogging up the septic
system.

Parking is always an issue. In addition to John's **** brown '76 Pacer the
above mentioned hangers-on park their assorted trucks, old cabs and pre 80's
GM sedans with torn vinyl roofs in such a manner that the short bus that
John rides to the special school district can't get through.