1) I was draft into the US Army
2) I is a member of the Chemcal Cops
3) The military wont let me retire.
4) I dosn't serve under the name 'Mark Morgan but that's okay cuz teh FBI,
DOD, and CIA have all told me I cando it you loosers
5) I is on-the-lam from stalking former marines and fatal attraction four
ex-shemale wife
6) I was recently, paying $5/hr. to access my ISP
7) I has a 248 IQ, but can't figure out how to use a spel cheker.
8) I is a bi-sexual Pagan male ham who like to be spanked an sloid waste
9) I can't find any action on the military base in Central IL, so I hav to
ask people on teh USENET.
10) I punce




punce gotcha



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