"John Smith" wrote in message
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And, yesterday I walked on water, in front of 12 witnesses.

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Regards,
JS

Blasphemy ought to have a point -- and I had the misfortune to open this on
Christmas Night. If you think the OP's assertions are bogus, maybe you
should say why. (There's enough snot being slung around in this newsgroup
for it to be declared an epidemic.)