I'll never know another The God of Odd Statements like The God of Odd
Statements on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:57:12 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most
oddly state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be
the most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak.
He's not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as
well. She will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of
course suck a human d1ck raw.

How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!

Actually d1ck slurping is clearly your department, *ying* collective
associate. Come out of the closet and admit to your trisexuality. You've
already admitted to being bisexual so what's the problem?

Mainly, not being trisexual, outside of your sexual fantasies (to which
you have repeatedly admitted).

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