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Default What men do when they can't get laid...

Max Grrl wrote:
In article 4Bgwh.45915$uC6.43651@trnddc02, SameAsB4
wrote:

Max Grrl wrote:
In article .freedom,
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:31 +0000, Henry Schmidt k'lamed:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
quarterbackjoe:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:23:49 -0800, quarterbackjoe did most oddly
state:
38 wrote:
Case in point.
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
quarterbackjoe wrote:
Lady Veteran wrote:
Those who live by the boar are condemned to be targeted by
it.
You should heed your words carefully.
You mother really married her brother didn't she?
No, we aren't siblings.
that's what I thought.
Those who think that boar **** funny deserves to have their
balls pulled up around their ears.
Is it boaring you?
quarterback joe
There's always your momma.
Yes, better use that "yo' mama" lame twice -- it appears to be the
most
creative weapon in your verbal arsenal.
What are you, some kind of fag?
Close, I'm bi. However, that has nothing to do with what I said.
It's how you said it.
Actually he's tri (not bi). He attracted to animals too.
Sick freak!
Tell me about it. He gives new meaning to Rick James's superfreak. He's
not the only one that is trisexual. MaxWhore is a trisexual as well. She
will lick pink tacos, go down on a bird with a d1ck and of course suck a
human d1ck raw.
How nice, the PorchMonkey4Life has found someone to slurp!
Well . . . what do you suppose he should do when he's not sucking
your cock????

Have you as$f8cked Mattard unconscious with your dead momma's plastic
dildo? The b1tch is in hiding and you normal enjoy sucking him raw publicly.


Do you like sucking Snarky off in public???
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

Do you enjoy sucking farm animals while your father films it? You didn't
think all those homeless men dimes from sucking their c0ck paid the
dumpster rental fee didya.
Get over your douche-a-phobia b1tch. Douche now! Or Forever hold your
*Yeast*

Her fear of Summer's Eve makes her a Summer's Evil b1tch

A douche in time saves nine, b1tch!!!! Heed these words MaxC*nt!!! ;-P
Douche, b1tch, douche... MaxWhore, Your pu$sy is toxic and that's "an
inconvenient truth!" ;-P
"I love all types of d1ck and pus$y. All I need is a dime and a d1ck."
-- You have admitted your true nature, MaxWhore, in Message ID:


And git back to suck off those homeless men, the horses can wait, b1tch! ;-P

They d1cks are drying up and it's your job to slob their knobs, b1tch.
Dimes are free, b1tch. Earn your dimes, dollar menu, b1tch
Remember, MaxWhore, why douche tomorrow what you can douche today,
b1tch? Heed this words filthy whore!!
("No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02
)

I'm telling you though, if he asks for a straw, I'm barfing!!
Erk.

("I love sucking donkey d1ck. And I don't care who knows it" -- At least
MaxWhore reveals her true nature M-ID:

Donkey from the Shrek franchise better run from you, b1tch


Hmmm . . . my reader couldn't find that article . . . care to post a
better cite - or are you just a real pussy? : )

The b1tch is too tarded to use a newsreader properly. maxWhore's gone
jizz crazy again. The b1tch eats , sleeps and dreams jizz.
Ooops!! I think Snarky's ready to get sucked off again!
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

uh oh, MaxWhore's dropped one of her hard earned dimes. That leaves her
with $0.90. Guess she's gotta suck another smeg covered homeless dude
d1ck before she can order off of the dollar menu.... This b1tch has bad
luck and I heard from the homeless dudes that she's a terrible f*ck.
Get over your douche-a-phobia b1tch. Douche now! Or Forever hold your
*Yeast*

Her fear of Summer's Eve makes her a Summer's Evil b1tch

A douche in time saves nine, b1tch!!!! Heed these words MaxC*nt!!! ;-P
Douche, b1tch, douche... MaxWhore, Your pu$sy is toxic and that's "an
inconvenient truth!" ;-P
"I love all types of d1ck and pus$y. All I need is a dime and a d1ck."
-- You have admitted your true nature, MaxWhore, in Message ID:


And git back to suck off those homeless men, the horses can wait, b1tch! ;-P

They d1cks are drying up and it's your job to slob their knobs, b1tch.
Dimes are free, b1tch. Earn your dimes, dollar menu, b1tch
Remember, MaxWhore, why douche tomorrow what you can douche today,
b1tch? Heed this words filthy whore!!