I response to pressure from equal rights groups. MackDonald had
annouced the creation of new character to address concerns that all
groups be equally represented in advertising.

Annoucing....





















MARQUEER THE TURD BURGERLER.

Yes MackDonald has created a new character that is bi-sexual, thus
addressing the gay factor, uses ham radio, appealing to geeks, is
deslexic, addressing the learning disabled, and also exhibits mental
issues, thus addressing the concerns raised by mentally challanged
individuals.

In ads set to run soon the TURD BURGERLER, will be seen carrying an HT
upside down with backwards writing on the keys while trying to blow a
clown. However, when the clown rejects the Turd Burgerler, he will go
into a corner, cry, and repeat over and over and over that he is the
eternal victim. The clown will then console the Turd Burgerler with a
greasy **** burger and an order of cold fries.








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