OT, Smile
On Jan 2, 6:53*pm, "Burr" wrote:
Conservative Guy and his wife *were having hard financial times, so
they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to
do, so Guy says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a liberal.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner."
She's out there five minutes when a liberal fellow pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "****. All I've got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Guy and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Guy says, "A hand job". * She runs back and tells the guy all he gets
for thirty dollars is a hand job.
*He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants,
and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,
and then says, SSShh**tt!I'll be right back.."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Guy, can you lend this fellow seventy bucks?"
Yeah, keep dreaming!!!
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