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"David Eduardo" wrote:

"dxAce" wrote in message
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I'm certain the IRS will be just as amused as I am.

I'll be calling them first thing tomorrow.

Nothing faux about that, eh boy?


Who cares? I've had a very competent CPA do my taxes for years, been through
several audits without a charge, and can certainly go through another...

Now you can go back to the drinking.

Sounds like they are on to you. Maybe they will catch you this year.
People don't get audited on a regular basis for nothing. You must be
doing something to raise their suspicions. Whatever it is you had better
stop doing it.

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Telamon
Ventura, California