m II wrote in news:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89:

Burr wrote:

The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I
don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use
two hands. You'll get more."


Are these just as funny?

Snip

Nope, but this one is:


An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian,
can I use two hands?"

Ray Deo