On Jan 20, 6:37 pm, art wrote:


John I remember now, I have seen a redneck. We came across a bunch,
all looking evil
with these huges blunderbuss type weapons. But appearances are
deceiving since they were just squirrel hunting. I asked then about
the necessity of these large wierd looking rifles but they said they
came in handy if they didn't win the race to pick up the road kill.
Taking another look at them it all seemed to make sense
Art

That was probably back when Clinton was in the White House.
With the sunset of the AWB, many rednecks have progressed
to more capable tools. Of course, the race for road kill still exists
in many areas, as many prefer the grainy texture of an aged
animal carcass.
If you can find a roadkill old enough to be yellow striped, you can
consider yourself a lucky man indeed, as these are considered
a delicacy by many. Road striped possums and skunks are a
special treat at the dinner table, broiled or fried.
These days, many rednecks have switched to Barret .50 cal
sniper rifles, AR-15's, TEC 9's, etc.
The old antique shotguns have been relegated for A/C use for the
mobile homes. IE: they are often used as a doorstop to hold the
front door open. For mobile home protection, the favored handgun
of the modern progressive redneck is the Desert Eagle .50 cal..
Git-R-Done Vern!
MK