"Jim Higgins" wrote in message
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On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:59:08 -0600, Mike Coslo
wrote:

Perhaps Pee-Wee Herman is a bit pedestrian for your tastes,
so here is another one for you.


"I think we're sending our kids a mixed message. Magic Johnson didn't
practice safe sex, and we made him a hero. Pee Wee Herman practiced
safe sex, and we threw him in jail."
--Allegedly from an anonymous editorial in the Shreveport Times.

And here in Australia we have a young (16) oaf who held a party at his
parents' place while they were away, which grew to 500 youths who trashed
the house, pelted Police with bottles, and he declared "It was great. I'd do
it all again". His reward is to be glorified by the press and Feted by
manager Max Markson (already...) and about to embark on a world tour...